Whats in a gang? Well… Almost everything. Guys are simple, straightforward and mostly boring when it comes to gangs. But girls are the toughest lot to deal with! Heres why…
If a guy doesnt get along with a guy its mostly very simple. Here are typical scenarios why this happen. A, B,C,D and E are guys in a gang.
A gets along with B the most. B gets along very well with A. C just about manages to stay with A and B.
Voila! you get a sub-gang. A,B and C.
D and E pretty much know that the others are a sub group and they form a sub gang of their own. Fairly simple.
Now what happens if theres a tiff between A and B?
A: Dai! Avlo thaan da unnakum yennakum. Mudittu kelambu. Yen figure yeh sight aiduchta ille?
B: Soltaru! Aiye Chi poda naaye, un kooda yaaru pesuva. Romba uzhunga nee mattum. Last week nee innoru figure ah correct pannindhe le?
5 hours and 2 bottles of beer later.
A: Machi sorry da.(Cha ivan kitta namma gaandu aitome!)
B: Na thaan da sollanum. Sorry machi(Cha ivan kitta namma gaandu aitome!)
Notice how C was not involved at all in this tiff!
Now if the whole gang goes out as a single entity its such fun to be there.
See guys are boring and simple!!!
Next my favourite!!!
Girls gang. How that name evokes such pleasant thoughts 🙂
I ll try to roughly simulate what its like in a typical girls gang!
A will be gang leader 1
B will be the jalra
C will be jalra 2
D will be gang leader 2
E will be misfit
Here the girls are not a gang. They are just in equilibrium because their surface liking for each other equals their utter disrespect for one another.
A likes B who is her jalra. B worships A.
C worships D. D likes C.
A hates D who is her threat. D hates B because she worships A.
But B likes D secretly cause she is bold and all that. C knows this and hates B who makes her insecure about jalra to D position.
A knows about B’s secret liking. So A likes C for hating B.
Now you get the drift dont you? Here theres a very important person I wont dare to leave out. The misfit!
How do you think C or A know that B likes D secretly?
Yes, you guessed it right. The misfit! The misfit is the one who is most insecure and can bitch like a classic bitch. At the end of the day, shes bitched about too many people but she keeps track of her bitching unlike A or B or C or D.
One fine day the whole gang splits up, this is what happens typically.
A:(to B) You dont talk to her! She disrespected me remember?
B: Ya.(sobs) Why would I talk to her when youre my best friend.
A: Its okay dont cry.(starts crying)
B:Hey do you know that A is a total loser. She thinks shes got the coolest boyfriend and all.
Misfit(secretly BlackBerrying A: Am so sorry to say this 😦 😦 but B thinks you are blah ) : Oh really? I thought her bf looks cooler than D’s.
B: I also think D is more genuine than A nowadays.
Misfit(2nd message to A with C in the carbon copy): But I still dont understand why B thinks D is more genuine 😦 😦
A replies misfit: That bitch! I knew it!
C replies misfit: Why that no good bitch!
Misfit (to B): Hey but do you know what A thinks of you? and shows her the message.
B: Why that bitch!
After sometime. Misfit becomes close to A but not close enough.
Now everybody get together and it gets a BIT complicating.
A gives B the cold stare. B chit chats with D. C bitches about B to A. D gives A the cold stare.
A: Hey! I think we ought to use the restroom now!
Everybody else nods with resonance
Everybody huddle up in the restroom.
A speaks her mind to D. B gets it from C. Misfit starts crying.
Misfit: girls ! This is not the gang I knew of! Stop it! I am going home!
Everybody starts sobbing and try to console misfit. They bid their sweet good byes.
A: See you girls.(D is a no good bitch so is B!)
B: Bye girls (lousy bitches)
C : Sobbing. Bye.( B is such an arrogant backstabber)
D: Bye girls(A should know her position now!)
Misfit: Bye bye. I think I am not well because of all the commotion.(I hope I am accepted atleast NOW!)
When a guy says another guy is his best friend. Its true.
When a girl says another girl is her best friend. Its 100% false. They relate to each other but most probably hate each other from their guts!
Its not that girls cant be close friends. Only that a girl doesnt call her bestfriend her bestfriend or soul sister or some sweet sounding name. Its just that theyre close to each other!
A girl is very secretive about her bestfriend probably because she is insecure about losing the only normal support system she has!